Saturday, 9 February 2013

Of True Ambassadors

Ram Banerjee was through. His shift had just ended, but where any other worker would have been glad to leave the factory, he walked to his white Maruti 800 with a slightly heavy heart. Ram was employed as a floor manager for the Hindustan Motors factory in Uttarapara, West Bengal, and was closing in on twenty-three years with the company.

His tenure with HM had begun in 1989 on the assembly line where he was tasked with fitting and then checking suspension assemblies. Ram’s excellent character and leadership qualities were soon recognised though, and he mechanically moved up the ranks to floor manager, where his ascent had plateaued over the last six years.

Ram was laid off today. He was not all surprised though. After Ambassador sales and production plummeted steadily post the mid-1990s, he knew he was lucky to have been held on for so long despite being a broad shoulder of the ever-dwindling workforce. Heck, even he had sold out, he felt, after selling his treasured and mechanic-friendly Mark II Ambassador three years ago in exchange for Mighty Mouse. Having to work for a different manufacturer after all this time was going to be tough with new sensitivity and loyalty yardsticks.

It was late and he knew Manju, his wife, would be asleep. They hadn’t had time to do the grocery round yesterday, so he decided to pick up some south Indian takeaway, and forget the day in front of the idiot box.  He reached home and slid into the cane recliner, not hassled by table etiquette or a plate at this midnight hour. The television crackled on and ironically, three channel flicks down, an Ambassador seemed to be the unusual apple of the camera’s red eye.

Turned out it was a historical tribute of sorts to the Ambassador and, despite the crappy day, Ram smiled inside. If ever there was a true fan, it was Ram. He had known no professional life outside the gates of the Hindustan Motors factory, but was still fiercely loyal to the carmaker. He began his career at the factory the day after his eighteenth birthday and bought a ‘68 Ambassador with his first chunk of savings at twenty-three. He turned up the volume a little and opened the banana leaf package of idlis and coconut chutney.
A baritone voice narrated, “If ever there was an Indian automobile that deserved the status of ‘Grand Old Lady’, it would have to be the Hindustan Ambassador. Until only recently has this iconic car been one of the chief means of personal transport across the country, from the average family right up to the top brass of government. While new-age cars have almost sent the Amby into extinction, few motor vehicles invoke nostalgia like this four-wheeled national symbol.”
Hm. "Might actually be worth a watch, this," Ram pondered as he took a sip from the water jug.
“Hindustan Motors may claim that the Ambassador has evolved since its inception, but fact is the car has hardly changed from the 1950s, save the engine transplants and minor styling alterations. Despite changes of nomenclature, from the first Mark I model to the current Avigo, the basic silhouette has been retained across the range. And why not? At one stage, the Hindustan Ambassador was the best-selling car in India, with its Uttarpara facility mass producing at full tilt. Interestingly, in 1800ISZ guise, the Amby even had the impressive claim to fame of being the fastest production car in India.”

Ram knew that was true. He recalled trying to chase a 1.8 Ambassador driver that cut him off the road and unleashed some nasty vocabulary. After three kilometres of trying to keep up in his 800, Ram gave up. Old won gold that time.
“However, the biggest selling points of the Ambassador were its spaciousness, high comfort level in the rear and the good ride quality for the time. Even the multitude of luxury automobiles now available in the country have to try really hard to emulate the back seat opulence that the Amby so popularly provided. This legend ferried pretty much the whole of India, from the average family and their cat right up to the top brass of government.”

A detergent commercial came on air, and Ram rose to get his cigarettes on the table. He lit one and drew deeply, and sank back into the chair.

“While the Hindustan Ambassador began life with a side-valve motor that produced little over 35bhp, the latest iteration of the Ambassador is available with a number of engine options: a 2000cc black smoker that produces 56 PS, and the Isuzu 1800cc petrol that produces a healthy 75 PS, with both powerplants available in CNG form as well. Called the Avigo, it also sees modern fittings like bucket seats, power steering and a factory-installed air conditioner.”

“Modern fittings are what you see in new bathrooms. Idiots. No mention of the Amby’s origins?” Ram knew that all Ambassadors were based on the Morris Oxford III, while the previous generation Landmaster was tooled from the Morris Oxford II. He fondly recalled his father’s black Landmaster with its characteristic downward-curved boot shape and rudimentary two-spoke steering wheel. As a kid growing up, he used to try spotting differences in replacement Ambies. He remembered noticing the fins on the first Ambassador which were all the rage in the late 1950s, and how the grille and headlamp covers had morphed. He hated the confused design attempts on the current Avigo however.

The narrator solemnly concluded, “HM’s iconic Ambassador seems to be wheeling down the green quarter-mile. Most of this generation would have driven or been driven in an Amby sometime in their lives, so it’s sad that fewer and fewer Ambassadors seem to be around these days. No doubt inevitable, because there are better cars available now for less money.”
He turned the box off.

There are better cars, yes. But they will evolve faster than you can change from second to third in steadfast ol’ Greenie. His mind lifted as remembered the time his Ambassador’s rear slid out unexpectedly on a wet ghat road and how he almost didn’t catch it...
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Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Meals Or Wheels?


It’s almost taboo these days to say you enjoy driving your vehicle because the leather surrounding your month’s bread is bound by ever-frightening fuel pricing. A sad era has dawned on petrolheads; tanking up a four-wheeler seems set to become only a luxury for our next-of-salaried-kin.

There are still some of us who can’t resist opening up the throttle on an empty piece of bitumen, but we are an endangered species. Restraint will eventually dictate even the most stubborn never-change-up driver, lest the most hated gauge in personal transport today announce that famous empty threat…

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We grew up when petrol was cheap, streets were empty, and exhaust fumes were dirty. And didn’t we love it! Screaming engines with only two strokes and blue smoke powered the majority of motorcycles on the road, while an Amby that gave you anything over seven kilometres to the litre was deemed acceptable.

This allowed spontaneous family excursions to ‘Selvam Bakery’ thirty kays away to buy their fresh bread, instead of hopping around the block to the neighbourhood market. Those were indeed the glory days of affordable fuel.

Now we perform ballerina impressions on the accelerator, our vehicles seem greener than trees, and kids order home delivery. It’s all depressing, really.